Panorama-ding-dong

The Art Philosopher

Posted on: 20th Apr, 2020

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panorama photo of English woods

Satirical Snapshots bringing you a dose of Corona Corner!

Well, hello there isolators!  It’s pandemic playtime!  Today I bring you another task to lighten your day and bring amusement to you and your friends.

Corona Corner #10 – Forget the drama and canorama!

I’ve found a new form of Art Philosophy! Such exciting times since I am the world’s leading Art Philosopher.

It’s amazing how familiarity breeds contempt makes you do weird stuff.  On my daily walk, where I perambulate around the same nearby park, I try to entertain myself with whatever is about my person.

After that, I get my iPhone camera out (boom-boom! they don’t tell ’em like that anymore…)

A panorama of the woods can get old quickly and a bit too green and, like most of these types of photos, the view is always better in real life.  However,  getting yourself upside down and inside out and making a canorama (canopy -panorama) does two things:

Produces an interesting take on nature

Keeps everyone else on the park social distancing way more than 2 metres away from you.

Here are my beautiful shots which I’m happy to exchange for 4 margaritas, a packet of Doritos and a Magnum classic, (left in my porch )  thanks.

A panorama x 3 photos of the woods

A panorama - vertical panorama of woods

Living upside down – that’s the future.

Angels watching over me
With smiles upon their face
‘Cause I have made it through this far
In an unforgiving place
It feels sometimes this hill’s too steep
For a girl like me to climb
But I must knock those thoughts right down
I’ll do it in my own time
I don’t care 
I’m halfway there 
On a road that leads me straight to who knows where
I’ll tell you what 
What I have found 
That I’m no fool 
I’m just upside down 
Ain’t got no cares 
I ain’t got no rules (just like a Jules)
I think I like 
Living upside down 

I urge you to get yourself bendy, forget the drama, get upside down and canorama!

#CurbYourFrustrationAndTaskInIsolation

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14 Comments on Panorama-ding-dong

Janet

Janet

20th Apr, 2020 21:04

Jules I needed this today more than you’ll ever know. Pray for me and my daughter who needs help. Love you and miss you ❤️?

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Jules

Jules Smith

22nd Apr, 2020 10:04

Well, I’m so glad that it made you feel better, Janet. My love, thoughts, and prayers are with you. Miss and love you too xxx

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LL

LL

20th Apr, 2020 22:04

When you live in “upside down mode” all of the time, pictures like that look right side up. This is the trouble with living in a different dimension of space time, you know.

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Jules

Jules Smith

22nd Apr, 2020 10:04

I know. I have had this issue all my life, LL! 🙂

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the late phoenix

the late phoenix

20th Apr, 2020 22:04

MM=Monday Margaritas

I stay 6 feet apart. but others stay 12 feet apart from me. I don’t know what this means…

Doritos now come in either red or blue bags, no other markings or labels on the bag, just red or blue, you know they’re Doritos, that’s how iconic they are

the Magnum girl or the Oui yogurt girl, I can’t decide

they all look like Rhode Island! home of Peter Griffin!

what rhymes with Juli?…

*)

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Jules

Jules Smith

22nd Apr, 2020 10:04

It means that people are in awe of you, my sweet *)

Newly, duly, truly Juli. How appropriate! *)

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Mike_C

Mike_C

21st Apr, 2020 03:04

Top center is New Hampshire in outline, hence “Central New Hampshire Triptych” . Bottom right is Easter Island meets Don Martin (MAD Magazine), but I got nothin’ for the title.

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Jules

Jules Smith

22nd Apr, 2020 10:04

How very philosophically arty of you, Mike! I can never look at that now without seeing Don Martin! Ha! 🙂

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Bathwater

Bathwater

21st Apr, 2020 14:04

I think we are already living during an upside down time.

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Jules

Jules Smith

22nd Apr, 2020 10:04

Aren’t we just, BW.

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Terry

Terry

22nd Apr, 2020 12:04

Julesy, just admit you had already consumed the 4 margaritas, fallen and couldn’t get up, then laid there eating Doritos, whilst your iPhone cam, after having been jarred due to the tumble, clicked mindlessly away.

Confess to trying to pass this off as “Canorama” art, and we can then discuss obtaining you the Magnum Classic.
Love You Still,
~Your PPS ?
I do love the poem. It is so…You!

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Jules

Jules Smith

23rd Apr, 2020 20:04

How do you know me SO well, PPS? Genius.

Love ya even more then, I do! xx

– It’s a song called Upside Down by Paloma Faith. She wrote it for me!

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LSP

LSP

23rd Apr, 2020 06:04

I like this:

But I must knock those thoughts right down
I’ll do it in my own time
I don’t care
I’m halfway there

What do I especially like? The “I don’t care” note of just gonna do it. Of course “no rule.” Here, maybe this helps!

https://youtu.be/RKnAyLbs-FY

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Jules

Jules Smith

23rd Apr, 2020 20:04

Nobody cares. 🙂

What a powerful track. Never has Eminem been so top dog!

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