I am still going strong in my mission to Americanise myself a little and have now been here for a total of 55 days.
“Well my time went so quickly, I went lickety-splickly out to my old ’55 ..”
I still have things to conquer and so plan to stay for my full allowed allotment until someone either adopts me, sponsors me or gives me a job that I don’t really have to do.
I came back from Key West in this sexy beast. Another check on my endless bucket list. I particularly liked the fact it was even louder than a Harley Davidson. I’m competitive like that.
The beautiful Dodge Challenger….purrrr…..
Anyway, on to the main post issue.
I have solved yet another mystery for y’all.
Like last year when I found out the ‘Meaning of Life’ which basically went along the lines of:
- Follow your heart/dreams.
- Don’t listen to nay sayers and dream crushers.
- Believe in yourself and go conquer your desires.
Thats what everyone said. And then when you go and do just that, they say:
- Be a bit more sensible.
- Why are you doing that?
- Calm down a bit you nutter.
Errr….Hello duplicity! Who Dares Wins.
Mystery is overrated. It’s so much better in your imagination where it has the power to go off the charts to somewhere terribly exciting. In fact, the answers are usually quite simple.
Now I’ve solved another, very long standing mystery that has had people wondering for years.
You’re welcome. Here it is….