October the Thirtieth is Light

October 30, 2015 9:19am Published by Jules Smith in The Art Philosopher 8 Comments

October Dark and light: Inspired by the ‘two sentence’ horror stories I have decided to embark on a similar theme but mixing it up with one day of dark and menacing suggestion and the next of light and cheerful. Monday – Friday snippets from your Art Philosopher until All Hallows’ Eve is over…

October 30th


Monday – Friday snippets are now complete but we still have All Hallows’ Eve tomorrow.  Do I come back for or one off, Halloween special or not….. It’s up to you ~ Trick or treat?


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I can’t help but agree.

But of course. Like minded souls.

I’m all in favour of passion, but the hammock-time can be just as enjoyable. Even a wild fire can burn itself out.

I hear you Mr. Gorilla Bananas but that’s when you have champagne and bedtime 🙂

Smokey the Bear: only you can prevent forest fires.

Smokey grabs the narrator by the scruff and ushers her out of the dense woods.

Smokey: I’m confiscating your matches.

narrator: I don’t have matches, it was a metaphor, or a simile, which uses like or as.

Smokey: you callin’ Smokey the Bear an ass? you stay put, I need a cigarette break to calm down.

the narrator pulls off Smokey’s head. Ranger Smith is underneath.

narrator: knew it, just a costume. haha, Happy Halloween, where are the cameras?

Smokey takes off his Ranger Smith head to reveal Smokey the Bear underneath.

Smokey: Happy Halloween! muahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!

narrator: alright, we gotta end with the Monster Mash. I nae nae, you whip, deal?

Smokey pulls out his giant whip…*)

It caught on in a flash. In fact, it was a graveyard smash.

Michael: Hey, this is MY moment.

Vincent Price: No, Jacko, it is I who presided over darkness.

Justin Hawkins: Get your hands off my woman!

Narrator: *Sigh*


What, absolutely everything?

Even the hoovering?

Yes, Masher, even the hoovering. It’s much more fun to dance around with your upright than not. Besides, let’s be honest here, how much bloody hoovering do you actually do, eh? 😉

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