Tag: Harry Kane

Harry’s Heroes

  Satirical Snapshots Bringing You Whimsy World Cup On A Wednesday! What can I say?  Not a lot actually because I’ve about lost my voice.  You’re lucky I’m here because last night I nearly died of heart failure.  Talk about stress…. What a bunch of skanky cheats the Colombian players were.  Even their coach knocked […]

Retrograde

Satirical Snapshots Bringing You Whimsy On A Wednesday! The world’s gone mad. England is hotter than the Sahara desert. England has no air-con.  Tempers are fraying.  My dog is possessed by flies to the point of throwing himself at windows in an attempt to catch them.  I’m not sure if he’s gone rabid. My lizard, […]

From One Golden Clot To Another

Satirical Snapshots Bringing You Whimsy On A Wednesday! Basically, England have already won The World Cup. Tunisia Got Kaned!  was my idea for the next day’s punny, sporting headline but nobody used it.  Why? I should be working for The Sun. This young and fresh England squad have now convinced us that this will be […]