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Al Kirk's avatar

Heh… you forgot the doggies.. they are an important part of a balanced life. Plus bacon. And toast with beans. Did I mention bacon?

Nancy L's avatar

You could convert to Judaism. On Passover we all get our own wine.

Late Phoenix's avatar

that's a fabulous idea, mah dahlin, everyone bring their own goblet, and the goblet is the same one as the vicar's goblet. think of everyone in line holding their own goblet, that would be quite the atmospheric scene!!! now that's a ritual!!!

and when you get up to the vicar he makes a little joke about how his goblet is really Monty Python's Holy Grail...

when I was an altar boy the priest told me his favorite part of the Mass was when he got to drink the extra wine in the chalice, "priest's privilege," he'd say.

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Larry B Lambert's avatar

Couldn’t you bring a hip flask decanted from a fine Costco box wine that could be transsubstantiated in the actual blood of the long dead Jesus? The alternative is a pie in the face.