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Larry B Lambert's avatar

Whore hair - that might be a "wig brush" or an "extension brush" - I am not up on the equipment required to keep a working girl on the street. You didn't say if the recommended and discounted mascara worked out.

Jules Smith's avatar

Honestly, I don’t know what got into me.

It turns out that the mascara is as good as she said. I haven’t used it personally, but the recipient has said it’s the proper job.

Lynne Allen's avatar

Your story convinced me to go to same shop and assistant. I blame you for the £95 I spent mind you the mascara is epic

Jules Smith's avatar

It’s nice to know that she’s still happily in the same job and hasn’t been traumatised for life despite my attempts! And everybody’s got pretty eyelashes now.

Mark - G6WRB's avatar

I thought you were heading for horse hair. A horse hair brush... is that a thing? Probably not.

Jules Smith's avatar

I actually think it is. I don’t know what’s wrong with nylon bristles these days!

Al Kirk's avatar

The best part of course was probably your face when you sorted out the word chaos. Smile.

Jules Smith's avatar

I probably looked like I was digging myself an even bigger hole! I’m smiling now It’s over!

Ellie's avatar

This really made me laugh - what a great way to start my morning!

Jules Smith's avatar

Ahh that’s wonderful! ❤️😁

Nancy L's avatar

My husband asked me what I was chuckling at. I chose not to tell him.

Jules Smith's avatar

Hahaha! Well played, Nancy. I wouldn’t want him to think you’re hanging about with troublemakers on Insta!

Late Phoenix's avatar

"whore" is just how they say "hair" in Essex.

that comic strip is AWESOME, mah dahlin!!! we're starting a zine: stories, drawings, graphic novel, you want in?

Kiehl's, they have that red motorcycle Clark Gable used to ride.

*)

Jules Smith's avatar

No, they say Airrr in Essex.

It was fun to do that little comic strip, I did enjoy it but it took so long that that is probably my last one. *)

Ed Bonderenka's avatar

You could try using artificial intelligence to generate a comic to match your script.

Jules Smith's avatar

I don’t think AI would be able to achieve the correct mortification level yet. Give it a few years!