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Mark - G6WRB's avatar

You did all the udder jokes! Left me nothing to work with.

I'd call you a mad cow, but you took that away from me too!

Commenting is so hard, nowadays.

As for you trying to be normal... god forbid.

Jules Smith's avatar

You can’t trust writers these days, Masher.

Yeah, it was a stupid idea!

Heike S.'s avatar

Jules, I'm terribly shocked!!!

"I’ve been 2 years here trying very hard to prove I’m normal."....

Please never ever ever ever try to be normal. There are too much normal people out there. Or at least they think they are normal... Better be (or create) a crazy spotted stone cow thing than being normal. Even better: just be you ❤️😁.

Jules Smith's avatar

Hahaha! You're so right, Heike! I need you to remind me of that every now and then when I try to belong to the "normal" crowd and wonder why I can't get in!

You are so wonderful and kind that I am making you my new best friend! :)

Rick Lowe's avatar

Looks like flint and chert in a chalk matrix to me!

Jules Smith's avatar

That sounds so much better than spotty black-and-white cow body. I love it when a professional gets talking.

Late Phoenix's avatar

aw I really like the Spot the Black and White Cow pic, that cow is so friendly waving like that, I could see him on a carton of milk (not as a missing cow, as the milk mascot).

*)

Jules Smith's avatar

So could I! He could be the new “dairy is good for you” mascot!

Please feel free to download him for your zine! *)

Larry B Lambert's avatar

* I’ve been 2 years here trying very hard to prove I’m normal.* Now that would be something, given the wolves roaming your manse and neighborhood. Detox, power down, and prepare yourself for a crazy summer. You don't have much time left.

Jules Smith's avatar

I’ve failed on every count, Larry. I’m unable to maintain consistency.

I’m one day into water and cucumbers and feeling much better already.

Oh God - don’t say that to me! 😧