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Al Kirk's avatar

Don’t forget the fine waters that turn into Scotch. No fine water means no aged Scotch in our world. But as to the moon. It really is a good neighbor. It’s in dark of the moon phase at the moment so not as much fun as the full moon.

Jules Smith's avatar

Oh yes, how could I possibly forget that!

I'm currently reading some very interesting things about the moon and who put it there!

Nancy L's avatar

This is so very California, where i have friends who will only drink alkaline water. My water comes through a filter in my fridge. While my tap water is perfectly fine, if I want to drink water that tasted like chlorine, I'll take a swim.

Jules Smith's avatar

It's all a bit mental isn't it, Nancy. I think you are wise to stick to the fridge water. I get that maybe a nice effervescent fresh bottled water might be nice, but not at silly prices.

Late Phoenix's avatar

the moon is made of cheese, Tom & Jerry proved that in the '60s.

I need one of those PUR filters, apparently my Central Californian water is FILTHY with manganese. I need a Viking longship so I can fish out my own water. I grew up in Los Angeles where the L.A. River is a bit of a joke...

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Jules Smith's avatar

Yes, it is. A fine Brie with a crater crust. Go any deeper than that and you might hit an unidentified object. Perhaps it's the man in the moon.

I remember when people were kicking off about the sodium levels in bottled water and how it bad it was for you, then plastic bottles, and now about turn. Follow the money. Follow the power. I'm happy with a nice cup of tea and a sit down. *)

Lynne Allen's avatar

Well there’s supposed to be no water on the moon so there’s an opportunity fora budding entrepreneur. Frankly I only like water as an ice cube in my gin

Jules Smith's avatar

You've nailed it. I can also create a much better atmosphere, apparently.

Exactly. Gin has one of your 5 a day too! Juniper berries have way more nutrients than minerals! Just stick a sprig of rosemary in your water and herbalise.

Larry B Lambert's avatar

What do fish do in water? Yes, exactly. That’s why you shouldn’t trust it, Jules.

The Moon is part of the Earths terraforming. And without it, we’d be as dead as Mars. It keeps the molten core churned up, sustaining the radiation belt.

Jules Smith's avatar

Eww.

Yes but, the double whack theory seems highly unlikely. I'm enjoying my conspiracy theories at the moment. It makes me excited like an effervescent water!