Cynical slick chick
New age, old school
1.70m
Running out of cappuccino sachets
Accidental life coach and practicing mentalist
Bad hair days but sexy hair made me what I am
Floating above castles in the air, from a pipe
What? Again?
My personality test described me as a spontaneous idealist and I have to agree. I am at my best and liveliest when playing with new, creative ideas. I’m a great believer in freedom to express without restraints and being passionate about your work. If what you do doesn’t bring you joy then you shouldn’t be doing it; you’ll never do it well.
I have worked for many media publications and companies writing on subjects such as interior design, club and restaurant reviews, interviews and all manner of fanciful malarkey.
My most exciting experience was when the Daily Express Newspaper asked me to drive like the clappers to a hotel and interview the Formula 1 BBC commentator and former racing driver, David Coulthard. I drove so fast that I was there before he was. In my opinion that should have earned me a Ferrari though, to be honest, I’m more partial to an Aston Martin.
I have written several books, a number of songs, some humorous verse, and words of wisdom. My style takes me along different writing avenues and personas depending upon the subject, personality, or platform. The Jules Smith brand encompasses Satirical Snapshots of life via ‘Whimsy On A Wednesday’, Art Philosophy, and Head Of The Fable.
I also write for companies: product description, content for websites, bio’s, press releases, blogs, and social media.
A writer with a slant on the extraordinary.
Not yesterday, not tomorrow; I’m right now.
Captivating your audience with:
Hit and Pun
Humorous verse
Hashing your tags until they’re #ForYourPostsOnly
Captioning your posts with ‘Flair Dancing’ words
Shaping the story in your pictures
Discerning descriptions
Bio’s with ballast
Not to mention alliteration…
Did I say expert creation?
PR we listening to your building relations?
Straplines and branding
I-M-A-G-I-NATION
Because attention is too short for words that cause narcolepsy.
Word Skill
Top ten UK Satirical Blogger
Author of several books
Writing for magazines and tabloids
Interview pieces
Company Blogging
Company PR
Web copy
Instagram Inspiration
Flash Fiction
Stories and verse
Monstories
If you want to hire me, I only trade in cake. Please request the menu for details.
My personal style is of a whimsical nature. I like to observe people, life and situations and find the humour within; often in a black comedy way. I enjoy reaching into the deeper emotions of readers and making them feel. I write in a storytelling fashion that enables me to engage with the reader and paint a visual picture that they can find some way to relate to.
Hammocks on beaches with a margarita in each hand, junkets, travel, reading, exploring, bacon, freedom, red lippy, cowboy boots, chess, backgammon, word games and psychology for sport.
Hierarchy, control, English weather, black pudding, long queue’s, strawberries, maths, internet failure, and spiders.
A free-spirited, quirky soul with a passion for the fanciful, that won’t go out in the rain unless there’s a tarantula in the living room or a margarita at the other end.