Just One Book – That’s All It Took

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Posted on: 13th Mar, 2023

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Here we all are at the modern-day version of what could be considered a narcissistic attempt at attention a diary. However,  these past few weeks I’ve been engrossed in a real paper diary from 1904. How things change.

Old Boots Scribbling Diary from 1904

This beautiful old scribbling diary made by Boots The Chemist was handed over to me to look at and as you can see the front page clearly states that this diary, at just sixpence, is far superior to the one you can get for 1/-. Look at them tearing into their competitors so boldly!

The diary is quite substantial and has some wonderful adverts which you will see as we go through this post. It even has blotting paper after each page. How marvellous.

An advert about Grattons Embrocation for sprains and rheumatism

The diary is written by Miss Maggie Taylor of Lincoln in 1904 at the tender age of 17. She didn’t have a watch, a bike, an insurance policy or even a season ticket.

Text from an old diary written in 1904

I started to read the diary and wonder about Maggie and her family that lived a hundred and nineteen years ago.  Here are a few of her entries at the start:

Text written in an old diary by a young girl

Thurs 7th Jan – Busy. We have got some little lambs.

Fri 8th Jan – Rosina Durary came to tea also afterwards Mr Codd & Tom Clarke and his sister. Codd sang comic songs and we all joined in and had quite a musical evening. They went away at 11 oc.

Oh! How jovial!

Sat 9th Jan – Very busy, Harry Hollinworth came as usual at about 8.30. Sam Ford from Newark arrived unexpectedly. Dad was mad and went upstairs. Harry and Sam were talking about South Africa and left at 12 oc.

Ooh – Dad was mad at an unexpected visitor. How dreadfully rude to just roll up and stay till midnight. Can you see why I started to get hooked on this little diary? I mean, blimey, it’s all kicking off now.

Sun 10th Jan – Dad was mad and Harry went away jolly mad.

Up rather late and sat talking in the drawing room then at night Sam and us went to church.

Jolly mad! Tempers are well and truly frayed. This is better than Netflix.

An old advert about Tonair a hair tonic

Wed 13th Jan _ Churned, pretty busy. Uncle Ben came as usual. Got in for a row about getting up late. I begin to think I am a rum sort of a girl.

Churned! There’s a job. It’s like Heidi in England! Yep, I’d say she sounds like a rum lass.

Tues 19th Jan – killed a pig this morning. Higgat of Clinghanam came and Wiltshires came at night.

Busy cutting fat up

Ewww

Saw the moon tonight and wished.

I didn’t know this was a thing. Moonwishing. Hmm. Might try it.

Very busy baking pork pies. Played Bagatelle at night.

Mon 25th Jan – Ria’s 21st birthday. She received a lot of presents. Mama gave her opal ring, Maggie combs, brush and bag etc, Sam – prayers and hymn book, Harry – a case with brush in, Will Bartholomew a gold brooch etc. Will B, Tom Clarke and his sister came to the – 13 altogether. After tea had dancing and games such as turn trench, Postman knock, musical chairs and cards. Retired at 2.30.

I think we can clearly see Will Bartholomew has got a bit of a thing for Ria.

An old advert about Fluid beef

Of course, now that I was well and truly into this little life story it had to go horribly wrong, didn’t it? And we haven’t even got through bloody January.

Tues 26th Jan In the afternoon Bab happened an accident – fell off a load of straw on his head in to the barn floor and they carried him in and we thought it was nothing serious till he was sick and raised blood. We then sent for Dr Johnson and we thought he would have died before the Dr arrived but before the doctor went he came round a little. The Dr says it is concussion of the brain and fracture of the base of skull.

Dear Lord. I am devastated. This child, Bab, aka Alfred, should be hospitalised immediately. However, we are 44 years off the NHS at this point.

Weds 27th Jan The Dr came and said he was a little better but in afternoon he was very ill again and water came out of his ear so we sent word to the Dr.  He is always asleep and rambles a lot.  The Doctor came and said the water was a bad sign but he was a little better.

Water came out of his ear! OH. MY.GOD. That’s brain fluid. And the doctor said he was a little better. Is he insane? At this point I want to stop reading it as I’m horrified but I’m also too invested in Bab/Alfie and need to know that he’s going to be alright. I remind myself that all these people are long gone but that’s not the point. I need to know if Bab got through OK.

An old advert about Wills Hygeia salt

Thurs 28th Jan – Bab seems to be about the same only he sleeps all the time but can answer questions and seems to know us and he is fed with arrowroot. He is most certainly not out of danger.

Arrowroot? I’m assuming for inflammation? Yeah, that should do it, Doc.

Fri 29th Jan – The doctor came and said Alfred (Bab) was ever so much better though he still runs at the ear.

Mag Duncan went away – Ben drove her to Lincoln. I might as well say that he is a little soft on her.

I continued through. Aflred stayed in bed for ages. By the end of February Alf was up and about and eating scrambled eggs. I can’t tell you what a sigh of relief that was.

Friday 4th March – Doc came to examine Alf’s eye and says there’s a clot of blood behind it and also said it was a big wonder he was alive.

Bedside manner, Doc. Just sayin’-I’m all nervous again. I consider returning the diary but closure is important.

Tuesday 8th March – Alf took a walk for the first time down the front field.

Yes, I got up and punched the air.

Dad and lads have invented something to fit to a plough. Hope it will pay.

The wholesomeness returns.

An old advert about shares and share prices in 1904

Tuesday 22nd March – Cleaned the cellar and dairy. Also the Lincoln handicap races. Mama and Ria took the trap and pony and went to Uncle Ben’s.

April 1st – Ria and I played a trick on HH and Harriet. We sent a letter to each congratulating them on their engagement written by our own left hand. Harriet was wild and we had them on a long time until we told them.

Thursday 14th April – My birthday. Mama gave a gold curb bracelet, a shilling and a stamp album. Ria and I went to the wood and was ordered out by the keeper.

Tuesday 26th April –  Drove to Lincoln fair. Dad bought a young horse.

Received patent for plough.

Ooh! Inventors!

Old advert about zomela cream ointment cures

Tuesday April 28th – Mama, Harriet, Alfred and Harry went to the train (Alfred knocked his head up the sloop door and told me)

Saturday April 30th  Alfred turned sick and got a headache and sent for the doctor. He is very bad and is partly unconscious. I do hope he will come round.

Absolutely gutted again. No. I don’t see why I should go through this alone, readers…

Unfortunately, the next page had so much writing on it that it didn’t bode well.

Poor Alfred passed away to heaven at 20-8 on Tuesday 3rd of May.  The police came. There is to be an inquest. This took place a few days later in the far room downstairs. Twelve jurymen viewed the body and declared that it was the knock on the sloop door that reopened the wound and brought up all his accident from last January.  Verdict “Death from Misadventure”

Friday May 6th – We received the most beautiful wreaths from friends and family.  and at half past three we played my dear brother Alf in his grave. I can hardly write what we all feel and am sure I shall remember it all my life. I shall never forget how beautiful he looked as he lay in his coffin. We miss him already and we shan’t see him in this world anymore but I hope we shall all meet in heaven and then we shall surely be happy.

Well, I certainly hope that’s the case. Just a quarter into Maggie’s diary and I was totally traumatised.  What a tragedy and yet such an insight into the past. That’ll teach me to read someone else’s diary. I will read the rest alone and only let you know if something good happens!

Continuing with the theme of the old book, and leaving you on a lighter note, I visited a book fair this weekend.

An ald poetry and sketch book called Saint Aldwyn's Well

 

I ended up purchasing a beautiful old book called Saint Aldwyn’s Well and other sketches featuring illustrations and poems in 3 parts.

A poem and sketch about Saint Aldwyn's Well

 It was designed and created in 1871 when it is clear that Art Philosophers of the highest order were abundant!

An old man looking out at the countryside near the end of his time - a feature and poem from Saint Aldwyn's Well and other sketches

Anyway, that’s all. I’ll go and cheer someone else up.

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12 Comments on Just One Book – That’s All It Took

Roger B.

Roger B.

13th Mar, 2023 13:03

“Titivated”. “Embrocation”. Words that have largely disappeared from daily use. I’d better pour myself a Fluid Beef tonic and study the lexicon.

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Jules

Jules Smith

13th Mar, 2023 14:03

You better had, Roger! I expect you to be using these words all week and will want proof!

I believe that Bovril may now be the equivalent of ye olde fluid beef. And then of course we have Marmite -Yeastly and not beastly.

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Bathwater

Bathwater

13th Mar, 2023 14:03

I can see why the journal sucked you in. Poor Alfred.

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Jules

Jules Smith

14th Mar, 2023 09:03

I know. It’s terrible. I’ve still not read the rest yet but hopefully something nice will happened. I’m terrified to find out!

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the late phoenix

the late phoenix

13th Mar, 2023 18:03

it’s like me and “Night Burger”

this isn’t fair, mah dahlin, if you are an AI I would have already been seduced into doing what you wanted because of your blonde hair. i may already be trapped in The Matrix. Keanu Reeves is giving me the finger and he’s saying he doesn’t want to save me.

Sixpence None The Richer. that’s a swanky old diary but it ain’t a Green Notebook or anything. those were the days, when doctors would prescribe heroin and cocaine to their patients unironically.

Fluid Beef, the name of my first porno………that i starred in.

oh THERE’s the Green Notebook!!! a grimoire of spells, poems, and chicken recipes!!!

*)

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Jules

Jules Smith

14th Mar, 2023 09:03

We are all trapped in The Matrix!

Keanu only saves people on tubes or pavements.

Yes… there’s the green notebook and it’s beautiful! *)

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Masher

Masher

13th Mar, 2023 19:03

The doctor should have given Alfred some Gratton’s Embrocation… that would have sorted him out.

Fascinating! What a wonderful thing. I love stuff like that.
I don’t know how it came into your possession, but treasure it… that’s history, right there in your hands.

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Jules

Jules Smith

14th Mar, 2023 09:03

Yeah, you’re probably not wrong there, Masher. And perhaps a bit of fluid beef. Football fans haven’t got where they are today without a bit of fluid beef.

Somebody who knows somebody I know found it in an attic in a farmhouse in Lincoln. It really is amazing. I shall take great care of it before giving it back.

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LL

LL

14th Mar, 2023 00:03

I want to have access to these potions. Will you accept Ukrainian War Bonds in trade?

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Jules

Jules Smith

14th Mar, 2023 09:03

I absolutely will not, LL. I will take gold, Tiffany jewels, old fine wine or first editions. Maybe I want all of them.

They’re great potions, aren’t they!

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Lynnebod

Lynnebod

14th Mar, 2023 10:03

It’s beautiful isn’t it and it’s comforting to know that the family descendants still live at the same farm. What a lovely gentle way of life except for those vicious medications I bet they we’re constantly on the toilet

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Edward R Bonderenka

Edward R Bonderenka

15th Mar, 2023 10:03

Well, that sucked me in.

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